Damn it feels good to be a Lannister

YouTuber LessTalkMoreMonkey’s rap homage to George R. R. Martin’s A Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice and Fire. Lyrics are below the video.

Lyrics:
Jamie:
Damn if feels good to be a Lannister
Damn it feels good to be a Lannister
A real high class lord wears a lion crest
a real high class lord makin love to his twin
cuz real high class lords choose incest

And nobles sometimes try n’ kill kids
All because a little boy was peepin’
But real high class lords spawn princes
cuz real high class lords queen freakin’
And everythings cool in Casterly Rock
Where high class nobles been born
I always pay my debts and I love my little brother
cuz some high class nobles be deformed.

And all I gotta say to you outwardly cowardly
Usurper lovin’ daughter birthin’ challengers
is when your gold runs out what the f*ck you gonna do?
Damn it feels good to be a Lannister

Tyrion
Damn it feels good to be a Lannister
Sipping wine, reading books and bedding whores
I’m the imp that leaves em limpin when I finish em’
With tricky tricks I get my pick of sellswords

Damn it feels good to be a Lannister
pissing of the wall down into the snow
Riding round seven kingdoms while escaping like a boss
but for me that’s my quid pro quo

Now high class lords come in all shapes and sizes
some got killed in the past
but this noble here is a smart one
Top it off. Gone. Refill my glass

And all I gotta say to you outwardly cowardly
Usurper lovin’ daughter birthin’ challengers
is when your gold runs out what the f*ck you gonna do?
Damn it feels good to be a Lannister.

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