McCain and Palin in black penis shock

John McCain is making sure that none of his Republican party members defect to the Democrats by proudly displaying his replacement penis that he lost during the Vietnam War. With Barack Obama as his opponent for the Presidency of the United States, McCain is reminding Republican’s that “once you go black, you never go back!”.

Here, McCain is with his token white beyatch Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin showing how she came from nowhere to become McCain’s running mate.